another wife

I met this girl today and she was really nice and pretty. and so i googled her and i found she was super nice so i married her

this is hershe's so hot!

i got this sticker

Here is sticker

And I stuck it to my head and then forgot about it and was making balloons and everybody was looking at me and I was like ‘oh Dante you’re so hot right now!’ and then I was like ‘oh I guess I’m not so hot I just have a sticker on my head.’ And today me and my dad were driving and we stopped because this obese black lady was walking across the street and my dad is like ‘oh those big black women tern me on.’

And then I went into the bathroom and there was me and this black kid and we heard this gargling and we look over and In the stall we see this dude kneeling on the floor with cowboy boots on gargling the toilet water and we’re like ‘wtf ‘and the kids looking at me and I’m looking at him and then I left .

So this are the faces I made.

And then I made little retarded monkey balloon.

Here is me.

Here is little retarded monkey.

My berthday yay!

This is my cake and thats my sister.

And this is me thinking of something good to wish for.
And this is me posing like i'm blowing out my canles.
And this is me trying to take my presint.
And this is me umm....... eating my presint.
And this is my mom after she spitup on her self.

A look into the future of Danny's card tricks.

our hash cookies

this is us eating them.and this is me and teeny the next day.
and this is umm the same night that we eat them.

just so you know guys we did not really make hash cookies or eat them we just had a contest to see who could make the best cookies so me and kelsey were going to cheat.