This is a snarf i just recently found out the true spelling nay the true meaning of a snarf now! let us meditate on this.... and leave comments below.

The Secret Life of the Watermelon

The watermelon.......................................a very reclusive and misunderstood form of life.

When you hear of a watermelon you probably think of a hot day with you eating a poor helpless fruit but what you don’t think of is that these fruits, like all living things, are alive and have a very intricate society and way of life. Watermelons are rather sloth-like creatures. They are completely nocturnal and are quite shy but if you stay up till late at night you will find that it’s a whole different world for the watermelon (and you). Watermelons have big heads (we will talk more about that later) and very long necks and late at night when you should be sleeping like 7:30 they still don’t move they just sit there but when it reaches about 12:00 (which is when their prey; a type of beetle which is very small and that is also nocturnal, come out) they seem to magically come to life. Well when these little poor beetles come out to moon-bathe the water melon slowly (let me stress slowly) picks its head up and opens its enormous mouth with its big blunt teeth and PLUMP!!! It falls on the little beetle and eats him with a chomp. If you cut a watermelon open (if you would be so cruel as to do so) you will see the little shells of the beetles they are commonly misunderstood for a seed but they aren’t. The smaller and younger ones have white shells because they can not eat the beetles with the harder black shells so they eat the softer and more numerous white-shelled ones.

The mating habits of watermelons are rather mysterious and have baffled scientists for centuries. But after long and extensive studies (spanning over the space of almost two whole hours).I have come upon some amazing discoveries.

When a watermelon comes upon a flower it rolls onto its end and proceeds to bounce on the flower. This bouncing excites the flower so much that it dies. After the flower is thoroughly dead the watermelon spits a seed into it and leaves. The seed grows inside the dead flower and eventually becomes a mature watermelon.

Millions of water melons are slaughtered each day for the sake of perverted people who with there blood thirsty and cannibalistic minds eat these poor helpless creatures.

What are you going to do to help save the water melons?

beach day

Today we went to the beach and Jamie taught me how to skim-board and that was fun and then we went to go swim and we were like in the water and then all these little crabs came and started biting us and so i said OUCH!!! so we got out threw mud-balls at the women and i was chasing Charity and i ran into jer that was fun to oh and so Vicky took some pictures of me modeling

heres one of them
here is two

another wife

I met this girl today and she was really nice and pretty. and so i googled her and i found she was super nice so i married her

this is hershe's so hot!

i got this sticker

Here is sticker

And I stuck it to my head and then forgot about it and was making balloons and everybody was looking at me and I was like ‘oh Dante you’re so hot right now!’ and then I was like ‘oh I guess I’m not so hot I just have a sticker on my head.’ And today me and my dad were driving and we stopped because this obese black lady was walking across the street and my dad is like ‘oh those big black women tern me on.’

And then I went into the bathroom and there was me and this black kid and we heard this gargling and we look over and In the stall we see this dude kneeling on the floor with cowboy boots on gargling the toilet water and we’re like ‘wtf ‘and the kids looking at me and I’m looking at him and then I left .

So this are the faces I made.

And then I made little retarded monkey balloon.

Here is me.

Here is little retarded monkey.

My berthday yay!

This is my cake and thats my sister.

And this is me thinking of something good to wish for.
And this is me posing like i'm blowing out my canles.
And this is me trying to take my presint.
And this is me umm....... eating my presint.
And this is my mom after she spitup on her self.

A look into the future of Danny's card tricks.